Strange how things happen in my line of work. One day I'm sipping tea in England, and the next I'm in California trying to wrangle the whereabouts of a hefty stash that Celestia star and her sister Goldie just managed to steal. You see, they're international jewel thief's and I've been employed by jack the jeweler, one of the most influential men in England. Upon my arrival at the house I find Goldie upstairs and bind her tightly in a hog tie. She's not talking though, so I'm compelled to drop her to the floor and place her into a more comfortable position. I hear her sister approaching so I ready myself for a supreme attack and a quick tie in the downstairs bedroom. She too refuses to give up the goods, so I'm compelled to tie both in the living room. Finally Celestia is scared stiff and she warbles like a jaybird in sing sing! Grabbing the jewels I head off to England to meet my grateful employer, another job well done.